Things I learned today, already:
They're coming out with a new Furby, which is much more technologically advanced (i.e. creepy) than the last Furby.
The word "shitload" is in the dictionary.
Although Gary is a snail, he acts and sounds like a cat.
I eat a container of Stonyfield Farms yogurt every work day. At this rate, by the end of the month I will have enough lids to send in to get a free plush squirrel monkey.
See, kids? Even after you grow up, you never stop learning.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
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Isn't Stonyfield the best yogurt ever? It is so creamy, even the lite kind. I wish they would make ice cream - I would eat it by the shitload.
Dude - or lady - they DO make ice cream. Well, frozen yogurt for sure, but maybe also ice cream. I currently have some mocha almond fudge swirl in my freezer, and it is good.
p.s. Nice, correct useage of shitload, too!
Re: Gary. It should be noted that the voice of Spongebob is also the voice of Gary (Tom Kenny). And he records new "meow" tracks for every show. It's a fact.
I admit that I have a problem.
Stonyfield rocks. But Sarah and I don't want a squirrel monkey. How many lids do we have to save up to get a panda bear? Probably a whole shitload.
Tom Kenny rocks. I believe he was also a regular on Mr. Show, which means he rocks even harder.
And the only plush option is a squirrel monkey. If you want to really go for the gold, save up 30 tops and get a baseball cap. I have no use for such a thing, having given away about ten spare caps when I switched offices (they are common promo freebies).
Also: Now is the time to begin my campaign to get "fucktons" in the dictionary.
Hmmm... I don't know fucktons. Can you use it in a sentence please?
"I wish they made ice cream - I would eat it by the fuckton."
Usually used plural, though: "There are fucktons of people at this beach."
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