Current wish-I-was-there: Kayaking through a bioluminescent bay.

Current number-one TV crush: Mike Rowe.

Current dinner plans: Pasta with red sauce punched up with some Trader Joe's chicken sausage.

Current worry: That I'm coming down with whatever caused my never-gets-sick co-worker to leave early today.

Most recent free-table score: Five superballs.

Current weather: Perfect February melt-a-thon. Go, go, go!