AIM convo with a friend just now:
9:55 PM
F: Wait, WHO is president?
D: Obama?
F: OH SHIT YEAH
D: Bush who, amirite?
F: BUSH FUCKING RAN OUT AS FAST AS HE COULD
F: FUCK THAT GUY OUR GUY IS IN NOW

F: OH SHIT OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
D: It's not like "hey that guy would make a great president. Too bad we're stuck with this really, really shitty one" anymore!
D: WHAT
F: he just danced with some Army bitch whose about to get Michelle's arm down her whore mouth.
D: She is smokin' hot and has nothing to worry about.
F: Michele smiled, then fucking kicked her in the face
F: CONDI RICE ISN"T SHIT ANYMORE
D: She smiled, then leaned in to hug her, and whispered in clenched teeth, "I will cut you, bitch."
F: FUCKIN NO MORE DICK FUCKING CHENEY
F: She leaned in and said "Send me a postcard from Falluljah, bitch."
D: Can you believe him in that wheelchair he was all "And a happy new year to you -- IN JAIL!" and then he laughed like The Penguin while stroking a white cat.
D: She shook her hand a little too tightly, and hissed "Gitmo's about to get a new visitor"
10:00 PM
F: She looked at her chief of staff and nodded, who knew what that meant and started making calls.
D: When she hugged her, she placed a tiny tracing tag on her back.

F: I can't believe that scumbag roberts fucked up the oath. It's like 32 fucking words. Can't his fucking clerks have written it on the back of his hand?
10:05 PM
D: There's speculation he did it on purpose to be a dick.
F: I can't actually imagine that.
D: Also that Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair just so he wouldn't have to "please rise" when the president got sworn in.
F: Nah, I think beelzebub is starting to take his fee.