Wednesday, January 15, 2003

I was just going through some old files today, doing a little computer desk cleaning for my New G4 iMac! (at work; I can't afford anything new in real life) and I found these anagrams from my name. It's kind of impressive how many dirty ones there are, though some of them - hair and eyebrow - are just extremely apropos. Here are the best:

a honeydew briar
I, wee barnyard ho
bony rawhide ear
bad, wary heroine
hair and eyebrow
oh, brewery naiad!
be a hairy wonder
drab wiener, ahoy!
obey hair warden
onward hairy bee
I heard "ow" nearby
draw a boy in here
Yow, a rare behind!
be in a worry head
Ride bare anyhow!
A worry: I been had
Oh, widen rear bay!
I be a randy whore

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