I'm back from sunny and sometimes rainy Florida. Some things:

Very young, very fat children make me sad.

It has become socially acceptable to rent a wheelchair simply because you're too overweight to haul your ass around the theme park without collapsing.

A lot of people sneeze and cough without covering their mouths in any way.

Apparently you can dress in super-low-cut short-shorts, a half-mesh cropped tank top, and spiky sandals, whether you're 9 or 49 years old.

Wearing t-shirts with American flags and patriotic slogans is still "in."

British tourists yell at their crabby kids just as often as Americans.

Anyone who hates Animal Kingdom, as a couple did who complained loudly about "wasting a day there" during a 20-minute bus ride, will never be a friend of mine.

Getting a tattoo that names you and your sweetie as being in True Love Forever is a really bad idea if you're (I'd wager) 19 years old, tops.