So I googled my name yesterday, and discovered that I am:

a woman who died in Nantucket in 1783
a graduate in the class of '98 at Princeton, raised in Laramie, Wyoming, and headed for a career on Wall Street
a street in Fanwood, NJ
a teacher at an afterschool program at Grace Covenant Church in Charlotte, NC
a short-fiction writer
editor of the Minneapolis Monthly
second wife of Country music artist Gary Buck
Professor at Arizona State University, teaching a class this semester titled "Gender and Communication"
the Actue Rehabilitation Unit director at a hospital in southern Missouri
the contact person at the Medford, Oregon Rifle & Pistol Club
a street in Chowchilla, CA
crew of a yacht that finished last place in a regatta

I contain multitudes.