Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Things I learned today, already:

They're coming out with a new Furby, which is much more technologically advanced (i.e. creepy) than the last Furby.

The word "shitload" is in the dictionary.

Although Gary is a snail, he acts and sounds like a cat.

I eat a container of Stonyfield Farms yogurt every work day. At this rate, by the end of the month I will have enough lids to send in to get a free plush squirrel monkey.

See, kids? Even after you grow up, you never stop learning.

10 comments:

TB said...

Isn't Stonyfield the best yogurt ever? It is so creamy, even the lite kind. I wish they would make ice cream - I would eat it by the shitload.

debl said...

Dude - or lady - they DO make ice cream. Well, frozen yogurt for sure, but maybe also ice cream. I currently have some mocha almond fudge swirl in my freezer, and it is good.

debl said...

p.s. Nice, correct useage of shitload, too!

Jennifer Myszkowski said...

Re: Gary. It should be noted that the voice of Spongebob is also the voice of Gary (Tom Kenny). And he records new "meow" tracks for every show. It's a fact.

I admit that I have a problem.

Rick M said...

Stonyfield rocks. But Sarah and I don't want a squirrel monkey. How many lids do we have to save up to get a panda bear? Probably a whole shitload.

debl said...

Tom Kenny rocks. I believe he was also a regular on Mr. Show, which means he rocks even harder.

And the only plush option is a squirrel monkey. If you want to really go for the gold, save up 30 tops and get a baseball cap. I have no use for such a thing, having given away about ten spare caps when I switched offices (they are common promo freebies).

debl said...

Also: Now is the time to begin my campaign to get "fucktons" in the dictionary.

TB said...

Hmmm... I don't know fucktons. Can you use it in a sentence please?

debl said...

"I wish they made ice cream - I would eat it by the fuckton."

Usually used plural, though: "There are fucktons of people at this beach."

av said...

The inherent difficulty here is that shit comes in loads, while fuck rarely comes in tons. Remember "fuckwad" from high school? It doesn't come in wads either, but what did we know.