Things I learned today, already:
They're coming out with a new Furby, which is much more technologically advanced (i.e. creepy) than the last Furby.
The word "shitload" is in the dictionary.
Although Gary is a snail, he acts and sounds like a cat.
I eat a container of Stonyfield Farms yogurt every work day. At this rate, by the end of the month I will have enough lids to send in to get a free plush squirrel monkey.
See, kids? Even after you grow up, you never stop learning.