Hey! What are you doing this Saturday, say around 10:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. or so? Want to get some exercise, hang out with awesome and funny people, and see my amazing and funky new home? Then you should help me move! Email me if you're interested. I've got 3 definites already but I can't shake my utopian vision of 10 people showing up and each only having to move a few things. For together we are strong. (If I knew more about Socialism better, I'd have a better slogan for you.)

Today on my walk to work, a guy about 10 yards in front of me appeared to be wearing a coonskin cap, complete with tail. I thought it was cool and retro until I got a little closer and realized it was his hair -- one huge puffy racoon-tail of matted dark blond hair. Nice.

P.S. Thanks, everyone, for the congratulations!