Okay, so I'm going through my (mostly glowing) performance review, and there's a big part where the boss-lady checks which statements are true about the employee and which are not. Apparently I:
Appeal to the emotions and values of others
and
Respond effectively to the unspoken messages conveyed by others
but I do NOT
Motivate and excite others through words, images and actions.
Which is fine by me. Alarmingly, I DO
Behave in a way consistent with (the company's) values of Fun, Family, Quality and Entertainment [initial caps theirs]
and I
Teach others about the company's values and Fun, Family, Quality and Entertainment
Someone shoot me now.