Someone visiting the office is wearing a lot of patchouli. Patchouli smells like ass. I can't imagine smelling it and thinking, this is a scent I want on my body. You might as well roll in dogshit, or douse yourself in urine. Ring, ring! Hey patchouli woman, your mom's on the phone, and she says you have to go home right away. Go home, patchouli woman!