So I realized today that summer is almost over, and our office did not have the Annual Office Picnic this year. I asked around, and it turns out the surveys we turned in, asking our opinions about our office activities, had many comments about not liking the picnic. Apparently it was too much work (we have to pay for and cook the food etc. ourselves because our $500-million-dollar-a-year CEO can't give us some spare change for it) and blah blah I can't even imagine what other reason there could be. I am flabbergasted. You don't like the picnic, don't go to the picnic! You don't want to deal with making the food, don't make the food! It's such a sweet deal; it's always on a work day and it starts at like 1:00, so if you don't wanna picnic with the rest of us, just go the fuck home early! What's the big problem?