I suddenly remembered that I dreamed last night that my eyebrows had taken over my face. Each eyebrow was two to three inches wide, reaching all the way from ear to ear, and eyebrow hairs feathered out all the way up to my hairline. It was disgusting and alarming. I looked like a caveman, and the rest of my face seemed pale and small and clammy compared to my thick, dark brows. I knew that finally the day had come when I would have to get them plucked by a professional (in reality that day came and went a very long time ago). What does it all mean?