The current dooce is required reading for my sister and brother-in-law, parents of a baby girl. Me and my sis called our vaginas "little bottom" or "dinky." There are way better names to use on the list posted over at dooce. Like wa-zoo. Or bottom system. I bet they'll go with the warm, multiculti-ish yoni, though.

edit: Looks like I was right, as I just discovered sis wrote in a comment way down after number 500.