Monday, September 09, 2002

Dear reader, something horrible just happened. I bought some "chunks of energy" at Cornucopia (name not changed in order to indict the guilty) and I took a couple of bites out of one. About to take another bite, I look down at the "chunk" and it has a grain moth worm squirming out of it! Aaaaugh! I tossed it and the whole bag in the trash and spit out whatever was in my mouth but dear reader I had already swallowed some of it. In fact there is still "chunk" stuck to my teeth. What is it with health food stores and grain moths? I know it's because of all the bulk food, but jesus people, get an exterminator in there! Strewing cedar and lavender around is not gonna cut it. Stupid hippies, making me almost lose my lunch.

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