Top four butt-innuendo-laden phrases from this summer:

1. Chocolate Jell Ring (Italian ice flavor)
2. Smuggler's Notch (souvenir pennant seen at stoop sale)
3. BK Back Porch Grillers (hamburger advertisement)
4. Fudge Patrol (almost too obvious to list; t-shirt available from Ye Olde Fudge Shoppe on Long Beach Island, NJ. Around the corner, you can see how their fudge is made!)

I can only hope that the fall and winter will bring yet more ass-innuendo opportunities.