Here's a little haiku-4-U, all about my day so far.


Really, I'm not cheap
I just prefer watered-down
Newman's Lemonade


On my way to work:
Mr. Herrell, ice-cream man
what's he doing there?

stooping, collecting
litter from his customers
don't dirty your hair


Outside Osaka
big squirrel is totally psyched
whole poppy-seed roll


You have betrayed me
I asked for tempura roll
not with spicy sauce


Disney PR guy
Excuse me for thinking you'd
want our publicity


Oh dear Merchantile
if slightly less hippie-ish
I might buy some clothes