Wednesday, August 06, 2003

I just love reading bad-movie reviews, and Gigli has inspired a whole bunch of them.

  "A rigli, rigli bad movie."
-- Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS

  "Gigli pretends to be a sophisticated comedy of the sexes yet it's written with the adolescent gusto of a fifty-year-old who's finally discovered that a penis goes inside a vagina."
-- Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

  "Gigli is so unrelentingly bad that people may want to see it just as a bonding experience; viewers (read: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards."
-- Jeffrey M. Anderson, SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER

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