Rolling Stone, I have now lost the tiny shred of respect I had for you. I know you're trying out a new hipper format, but it's completely square. First you have covers featuring Ruben and Clay from American Idol, now it's Mary-Kate and Ashley with the subhed, "America's Favorite Fantasy." Dude, they're fucking seventeen years old. That is fucked up. Plus it goes with the whole hot-twins thing, which I loathe. Fuck Rolling Stone.